TruthandEgo

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Calling your baby ugly makes me rude? How about you making me look at your ugly baby makes YOU rude.

vib392-deactivated20110730 said: alright ill save ur # love and see whats up
for now tho gnite and sweet dreams =]

OKay :-) hit me up whenever. goodnite cheesycorn :-)

vib392-deactivated20110730 said: ill reply here ive been alright and u.?

Ive been alright. Just celebrated my birthday last weekend. besides that not much excitement.lol. Anything new with you?

I’m not sure why AT&T dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his “Nights and Weekends” and proved “roaming” can be expensive.

New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.

I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

The guy who spelled ‘Wednesday’ like that sure pulled off some shit.

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate…

Sometimes I smoke a cigarette after sex because it’s hard to explain that I’m lighting a match to get rid of the smell.

Apparently, when they say ‘black tie’ they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I’m a mind reader.

Saw a coworker washing a banana in the sink and wondering what she did with it.

Ever read a book or see a film that touches you so deeply it changes your whole worldview? I just took a shit like that.

I’m surprised that more people don’t shoot at the signs on Target stores.

Obesity doesn’t run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family.

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